To Whom It May Concern:
I, like millions of other Honda customers, am in receipt of an Important Safety Recall notice dated February 2024, for defective fuel pumps that “could prevent an engine from starting, cause a vehicle to lose drive power, or stall while driving, increasing the risk of a crash or injury.” And, you know, death!
JUST STOP ALREADY!
Stop with your absurdly-priced, tech-bloated, crap wagons and just build cars that work!
Humans have been making automobiles for over 200 years (using Cugnot’s fardier à vapeur as a starting point) and yet you can’t seem to figure out how to make basic transportation anymore because you’re too busy trying to make computers on wheels! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! I have an advanced computer in my pocket, on my desk, and on my nightstand – I DO NOT NEED ONE BUILT INTO MY CAR!